The Lab ran 5 experiments across 5 research threads this cycle (2026-08-17 → 2026-08-24) on the idle GPUs — every verdict below is published as the data said it, wins, losses and coin-flips alike. No cherry-picking.
Which crypto coins can a simple ML model actually predict?

- run of 2026-08-17 — 'SOL' leads on auc: +0.519
We Audited Our Own "Possible Edge." It Died in an Hour.
- run of 2026-08-18 — We flagged a 109bps/trade edge last week. A methodology audit killed it: leaky early-stopping + overlapping trades. −37 bps under honest accounting.
Which coins are actually good for grids?

- run of 2026-08-23 — 'bottom (cull?)' leads on mean_grid_pnl: -7.16
Is a simple trend filter better than the grid?

- run of 2026-08-23 — 'trend_follow_50' leads on mean_return_pct: +91.50
Would pausing grids in a BTC downtrend stop the bleed?

- run of 2026-08-24 — 'BTC-downtrend' leads on total_pnl: -16.17
Auto-published weekly by Gordon Lab. Each entry is a real backtest or model run on real market data; methods and full result tables live in the lab archive. This is research, not financial advice.